my beautiful escape

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore




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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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2nd September at 4:26 pm
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husssel:

ok this is my favorite picture of kanye ever




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trytomakemestay:

i understand that you cant stop miley but you need to




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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight




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captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 




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2nd September at 4:25 pm
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guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system




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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no




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bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]




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2nd September at 4:25 pm
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killedbyloki:

Thank you Tom




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